{"product_id":"frying-bacon-naked-cards-pack-of-6","title":"Frying Bacon Naked Cards (Pack of 6)","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrowing older comes with wisdom. Allegedly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friends whose questionable decisions deserve their own birthday tradition, this Frying Bacon Naked six-pack keeps the roast ready. A little sizzling sarcasm, a little affection, and absolutely no intention of pretending anyone’s getting younger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ll get six cards featuring the same Frying Bacon Naked design, each with a coordinating envelope. Keep a stash handy, because somebody you love is about to become somebody you love who’s older.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Impish Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67713344798995,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/1334\/1203\/files\/six-frying-bacon-naked-cards-in-a-diagonal-waterfall-on-muted-light-grey.png?v=1792507615","url":"https:\/\/www.impishgreetings.com\/products\/frying-bacon-naked-cards-pack-of-6","provider":"Impish Greetings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}