{"product_id":"funny-cocktail-napkins-please-pretend-you-re-having-fun","title":"Please Pretend You're Having Fun Cocktail Napkins","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Pretend You're Having Fun Cocktail Napkins - \u003c\/strong\u003eThere is no truer way to make sure everyone is having a good time at a cocktail party than to have people lie through their teeth! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePerfect for wiping your mouth while you nonchalantly check your watch for the 100th time while you wait for the agreed upon time to have to \"drive the babysitter home.\" Just stick a few tiramisus in you purse and let's go!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Description - Made from durable 3-ply tissue, each napkin is soft yet strong enough for cocktails, appetizers, and light spills. Sized at 5” x 5” folded (10” x 10” unfolded), \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Twisted Wares.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54223893201171,"sku":"823013","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/1334\/1203\/files\/IMG_5990.jpg?v=1783488639","url":"https:\/\/www.impishgreetings.com\/products\/funny-cocktail-napkins-please-pretend-you-re-having-fun","provider":"Impish Greetings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}