{"product_id":"holy-crap-baby-card","title":"Holy Crap Baby Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoly Crap Baby Card - \u003c\/strong\u003eA tiny human is on its way in.  Your sleep is on its way out.  Gift this New Baby card to anyone who is about to be slapped with the realization that sleep, privacy and sex is quickly becoming a thing of the past. Cheers to leaky boobs!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Description - This card measures \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e4.25 x 5.5\" and is printed on recycled cardstock.  Blank on the inside - Just like your intelligence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Little Lovelies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Lovelies Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54191295529235,"sku":"C1503-G","price":5.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/1334\/1203\/files\/IMG_2327.jpg?v=1781917366","url":"https:\/\/www.impishgreetings.com\/products\/holy-crap-baby-card","provider":"Impish Greetings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}