{"product_id":"new-job-same-bullshit-gift-set","title":"New Job, Same Bullshit Gift Set","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNew job. Fresh stationery. Same limited tolerance for bullshit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCelebrate their next career move with supplies for looking organized while privately questioning everything. The New Job, Same Bullshit Gift Set pairs a coral Part-Time Adult Undated Planner with the Fresh Out of Fucks Pen Set and a Space Cat Dreams card delivering one essential piece of career advice: never fucking stop dreaming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s somewhere to put the big plans, five pens for the running commentary, and a little cosmic encouragement for whatever comes next. Finished with a black boutique gift bag and patterned tissue paper, it’s a promotion-worthy present without the motivational mug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Impish Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67855120302355,"sku":null,"price":44.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/1334\/1203\/files\/new-job-gift-set-with-black-ribbon-handle-gift-bag.png?v=1793118934","url":"https:\/\/www.impishgreetings.com\/products\/new-job-same-bullshit-gift-set","provider":"Impish Greetings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}