{"product_id":"poop-during-labor-greeting-card","title":"Poop During Labor Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the pregnant person who has thought about it. Obsessively. At 3am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Poop During Labor Greeting Card is the card that says \"I see you, I support you, and I will never bring this up at the baby shower.\" A hilariously honest nod to one of pregnancy's most dreaded plot twists — the perfect gift for a mom-to-be with a sense of humor and absolutely zero time for fluff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 4.25\" × 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside — because sometimes you just let the front do the talking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBy Crooked Halo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it at the baby shower. Give it at the hospital. Give it whenever someone needs to laugh instead of panic. Either way, it's the most memorable card in the pile.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crooked Halo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54605709148435,"sku":"CHC21","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/1334\/1203\/files\/impish-greetings-funny-pregnancy-card.jpg?v=1788321234","url":"https:\/\/www.impishgreetings.com\/products\/poop-during-labor-greeting-card","provider":"Impish Greetings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}