https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/frontpage 2026-10-01T20:50:55-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/IMG_8422_c5d529f7-2bc2-4283-a9e6-63b7e2c9bf36.jpg?v=1784694814 Home page https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/apology-cards 2026-10-12T16:18:47-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/i-may-have-overreacted-a-bit-card-photo-2-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790182987 APOLOGY CARDS I May Have Overreacted a Bit Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/new-baby-cards 2026-10-10T12:25:24-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/IMG_2370.jpg?v=1784694725 NEW BABY CARDS https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/birthday-cards 2026-10-26T18:53:20-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/the-more-you-weigh-vintage-birthday-card-photo-5-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790182297 BIRTHDAY CARDS The More You Weigh Vintage Birthday Card photo 5 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/break-up-cards 2026-10-22T04:20:52-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/he-was-kind-of-a-dick-anyway-card-photo-2-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790182821 BREAK UP CARDS He Was Kind Of A Dick Anyway Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/christmas-cards 2026-10-28T04:16:16-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/dumpster-fire-christmas-card-photo-2-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790182797 CHRISTMAS CARDS Dumpster Fire Christmas Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/condolence-cards 2026-10-25T21:42:41-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/Screenshot_2026-08-30_at_9.35.36_PM.png?v=1788150962 CONDOLENCE CARDS https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/easter-cards 2026-10-10T13:09:02-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/happy-easter-lets-have-brunch-card-photo-2-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790183538 EASTER CARDS Happy Easter, Let's Have Brunch Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/fathers-day-cards 2026-10-10T13:11:18-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/mid-century-dad-fathers-day-card-photo-2-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790182960 FATHER'S DAY CARDS Mid Century Dad Father's Day Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/mothers-day-cards 2026-10-10T13:12:31-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/hot-damn-vintage-mothers-day-card-photo-2-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790182937 MOTHER'S DAY CARDS Hot Damn Vintage Mother's Day Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/friendship-cards 2026-10-25T21:46:16-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/friends-are-like-fat-thighs-card-photo-2-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790182268 FRIENDSHIP CARDS Friends Are Like Fat Thighs... 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I'm keeping you card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/wedding-cards 2026-10-02T16:05:46-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/fuck-marry-kill-wedding-card-photo-2-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790183362 WEDDING CARDS Fuck Marry Kill Wedding Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/books-cookbooks 2026-10-26T04:23:34-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/sweary-bingo-game-photo-1-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790183282 BOOKS & GAMES Sweary Bingo Game photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/candles 2026-10-25T21:45:18-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/coastal-lemon-candle-photo-4.png?v=1790183258 CANDLES & DIFFUSERS Coastal Lemon candle photo 4 https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/totes 2026-10-12T16:36:33-07:00 daily 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Christmas Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/new-arrivals 2026-10-28T04:16:16-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/jingle-juice-tumbler-photo-1.png?v=1792274564 NEW ARRIVALS! 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Emergency Dad Jokes card set in a black and red box with white typography on a grey background https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/for-partner 2026-10-28T04:16:16-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/impish-greetings-lovers-tarot-cowboy-sticker_fb34348c-9f2c-46ca-9583-2ffeca7a504e.png?v=1790890629 FOR PARTNER Impish Greetings The Lovers Tarot sticker featuring two cowboys in a retro illustration with a sun and mountain backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/for-friends 2026-10-25T04:21:34-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0975/1334/1203/collections/ride-or-die-birthday-card-photo-2-on-the-lighter-grey-backdrop.png?v=1790889633 FOR FRIENDS Ride or Die Birthday Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/for-kids 2026-09-26T14:39:10-07:00 daily https://www.impishgreetings.com/collections/for-pet-lovers 2026-10-25T04:21:34-07:00 daily 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