Well, guys... it's happening!

Belly and I are beyond excited to officially announce that Impish Greetings is gearing up for our grand launch on July 1, 2026!

After months of dreaming, planning, laughing at our own jokes, and asking ourselves, "Would anyone actually buy a greeting card that says that?" we're almost ready to fling open the doors and unleash our delightfully inappropriate cards and gifts upon the world.

Before we officially launch, we're looking for a handful of brave family members and friends to help us work out the inevitable kinks, wrinkles, hiccups, glitches, and whatever other exciting surprises come with starting a new business. Between now and July 1st, we'll be accepting a limited number of orders for local pickup and drop-off.

So if you've been itching to get your hands on some Impish merchandise before the rest of the public, now's your chance! Let us know if you'd like to place an order and become one of our highly esteemed, completely unofficial beta testers.

We are still adding a ton of inventory and we have loads of exciting products we will be unveiling so make you check the site regularly!

As a thank you for helping us out, all family and friends will receive 10% off their orders during this pre-launch period. Think of it as hazard pay for helping us figure out what we're doing.

And that's not all...

We're also making some exciting upgrades behind the scenes! One of the newest members of the Impish family, Taylor's husband, Ryan Snowden, is currently hard at work creating a brand-new, super-cool logo that will give Impish Greetings an even more mischievous personality. We can't wait to share it with you.

Thank you to everyone who has cheered us on, offered encouragement, shared ideas, and pretended our terrible puns were funny. We appreciate you more than you know.

Stay tuned—the countdown to July 1st has officially begun!

With mischief and gratitude,

Belly & Jenn - AKA The Impish Wonder Duo!
Impish Greetings