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Morning Brain Dump Notepad
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Skull & Bones Post-it® Notes
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Apology Notepad (Pastel)
Regular price $7.50 USDRegular priceSale price $7.50 USD -
Listen Bitch... Sticky Note Pad
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Earn a Drink Notepad (Pastel)
Regular price $9.50 USDRegular priceSale price $9.50 USD -
Striped Notepad
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Ouija Board Notepad
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Productive As Fuck Notepad
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Shit To Get Magnetic Notepad
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Grown-ass Person Memo Pad
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To Do List Pad
Regular price $18.50 USDRegular priceSale price $18.50 USD
Frequently Asked Questions
Most of our cards are blank on the inside. Check the individual card’s description for what’s printed inside. That way, the punchline won’t surprise you for the wrong reason!
Each greeting card varies by size, check the product description for individual card information
Shipping within the U.S. is $3.95 for orders under $20, $6.95 for orders from $20 to $54.99, and free for orders of $55 or more. Your shipping cost will be shown at checkout.
Absolutely! If something isn’t right with your order, please contact us. We’ll help you with the next steps under our return policy.
Orders are processed and shipped within 24 hours. Orders received on weekends are processed the next business day. We ship via USPS Ground Advantage. Individual arrival times may vary but, on average, it takes 3-6 business days once the order leaves our capable hands!









