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Cat's Meow Everyday Card
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You're Doing It Wrong Card
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I’m Keeping You Card
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Every Version of You Diet Soda Card
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I’d Take a Bullet for You Card
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I Hate That Bitch Too Card
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I Love You More Greeting Card
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Damn Bitch, You Is Fine Card
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Would Bang Again Card
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Still Love You Card
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Klondike Bar Greeting Card
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I Love You The Most Card
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Best Husband So Far Card
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Favorite Plot Twist Valentine Card
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Love Your Penis Anniversary Card
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I Love You More Than Diet Coke Card
Regular price $5.25 USDRegular price
Frequently Asked Questions
Most of our cards are blank on the inside. Check the individual card’s description for what’s printed inside. That way, the punchline won’t surprise you for the wrong reason!
Each greeting card varies by size, check the product description for individual card information
Shipping within the U.S. is $3.95 for orders under $20, $6.95 for orders from $20 to $54.99, and free for orders of $55 or more. Your shipping cost will be shown at checkout.
Absolutely! If something isn’t right with your order, please contact us. We’ll help you with the next steps under our return policy.
Orders are processed and shipped within 24 hours. Orders received on weekends are processed the next business day. We ship via USPS Ground Advantage. Individual arrival times may vary but, on average, it takes 3-6 business days once the order leaves our capable hands!