This is not a statement made lightly. Diet Coke is cold, reliable, perfectly carbonated, and never disappoints. Loving someone more than that? That’s commitment. That’s devotion. That’s the highest compliment in the known universe. And this Diet Coke Love Card is the second most reliable and never disappoints (it's not carbonated though).
May this card be the new standard by which all love is measured.
Blank inside — write something worthy of the comparison.
