Love Your Penis Anniversary Card

Does this card need any clarification? No. No it does not.

The Love Your Penis card is a cheeky love and anniversary greeting card for the partner who appreciates zero filter and maximum honesty. Skip the flowery poetry and give them a compliment that's refreshingly specific. Sometimes romance is knowing exactly what you like.

Give it for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or a just-because reminder that the attraction is very much alive. Blank inside for your own message and includes a coordinating kraft envelope. You've already made your point; anything else is a bonus.

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.