• Damn Bitch, You Is Fine Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • Gift bag, card and envelope on muted light-grey background
  • Card interior with a subtle brightness increase
  • Card and envelope on muted light-grey background
  • Damn Bitch, You Is Fine Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop
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Damn Bitch, You Is Fine Card

Damn Bitch, You Is Fine Card

$6.25 USD
$6.25 USD
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Because ‘you look nice’ is a damn understatement

A Proper Introduction

Sometimes poetry isn’t needed. Sometimes a single, unfiltered, completely sincere compliment says everything. This Damn Bitch, You Is Fine Card is for the person who still makes you do a double take — years in, and somehow still that hot. Drop the pretense. Say the thing.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — add whatever words come naturally after that opener.

  • 4⅛” x 5¾”
  • Specialty die cut design
  • Soft touch premium cardstock
  • Comes with a coordinating envelope
  • Packaged in a cellophane sleeve
  • Printed in the USA by Bad Betty Greeting Company

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Damn Bitch, You Is Fine Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Damn Bitch, You Is Fine Card

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