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I’d Take a Bullet for You Card

I’d Take a Bullet for You Card

$4.75 USD
$4.75 USD
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Love is all about sacrifice. Preferably not a fatal one.

A Proper Introduction

There are a handful of people worth taking a bullet for. You’re one of them. The placement, however, is negotiable. This card is for the person you’d willingly be inconvenienced for — a shin, maybe a shoulder, definitely not the head. Love has limits. This card is honest about them.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — feel free to list the acceptable body parts.

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Printed on high quality cardstock
  • Comes with a matching envelope
  • Wrapped in a protective sleeve
  • Designed by Raven’s Rest Studio

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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I’d Take a Bullet for You Card

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