• Klondike Bar card with a slightly lighter grey background
  • Impish Greetings A2 greeting card with pink background and yellow text reading I heard what you did for a Klondike bar
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Klondike Bar Greeting Card

Klondike Bar Greeting Card

$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Safe word optional.

A Proper Introduction

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Apparently, that’s a loaded question. This cheeky greeting card takes the classic commercial’s innocent little jingle and gives it a decidedly less innocent wink. Some people hear ice cream. Others hear an opportunity to negotiate.

For the partner with a naughty streak or the friend who can turn any question into an innuendo. Write your own proposition inside. No judgment. Just a few follow-up questions.

All the Juicy Details

  • One A2 greeting card, measuring 4.25 Γ— 5.5 inches.
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock.
  • Blank inside for your own deliciously questionable message.
  • White paper envelope included.

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Klondike Bar card with a slightly lighter grey background

Klondike Bar Greeting Card

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