They already know. You both know. Let’s just get through this together.
For the gift that was heavily hinted at, quietly added to a wishlist, or flat-out chosen by the recipient themselves. This bag acknowledges the reality of the situation with grace, humor, and zero judgment. Because basic gift bags are boring, and so is pretending.
16” x 12” x 6” — fits larger gifts like sweaters, puzzles, games, books, and boxed items