• Excited to Be Seniors Card on a lighter textured grey backdrop
  • A sealed card set from Impish Greetings featuring a humorous card with a colonoscopy joke and a photo of a man wearing a colonoscope, placed on a gray textured surface.
  • Frying Bacon With No Clothes On Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • The More You Weigh Vintage Birthday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • Another Year of Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
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Aging Disgracefully Birthday Card Pack, 10 Cards

Aging Disgracefully Birthday Card Pack, 10 Cards

$47.50 USD
$56.50 USD $47.50 USD
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Another year older. Another suspicious noise when you stand up

A Proper Introduction

Growing older is inevitable. Being tasteful about it is entirely optional. This 10-card birthday assortment celebrates questionable decisions, senior ambitions, cake logic, and the medical milestones nobody asked for.

Keep a stash ready for friends who appreciate a proper birthday roast instead of another heartfelt reminder that they’re “still young at heart.”

You’ll get two each of these five designs: Colonoscopy, Excited to Be Seniors, Frying Bacon Naked, The More You Weigh, and Fucking Fabulous. Ten cards total, with a coordinating envelope for every card. No design overlap with Birthday Emergency Stash, because your friends deserve fresh insults.

All the Juicy Details

  • 10 birthday cards total, because your friends aren’t getting any younger.
  • Five designs, two of each: Colonoscopy, Excited to Be Seniors, Frying Bacon Naked, The More You Weigh, and Fucking Fabulous.
  • Includes a coordinating envelope for every card. You supply the stamp and questionable sentiment.
  • A birthday stash for your favorite aging troublemakers, cake enthusiasts, and future senior-discount abusers.
  • No design overlap with Birthday Emergency Stash. Fresh insults, same terrible friends.
  • a $56.50 value, yours for $47.50.
  • Buy 3 cards, get 1 card free promo does not apply to card packs/bundles.

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Aging Disgracefully Birthday Card Pack, 10 Cards

Aging Disgracefully Birthday Card Pack, 10 Cards

$47.50