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  • Greeting card with 'Besties Before Testes' text and vintage-style illustration of two women on a light gray background.
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Besties Before Testes Card

Besties Before Testes Card

$5.25 USD
$5.25 USD
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For the friend who always comes first. Obviously.

A Proper Introduction

Some loyalties are non-negotiable. She was there before him, she'll be there after him, and she has the screenshots to explain why. The Besties Before Testes Card is a funny friendship card for the best friend who deserves top billing, not whatever time is left after date night.

Send it for her birthday, Galentine's Day, a breakup, or a random Tuesday when she needs reminding that she's your person. Equal parts affection and firmly established priorities. No boyfriend approval required.

Blank inside for your own message, whether that's a heartfelt thank-you or a detailed account of why her last situationship was beneath both of you. Comes with a matching envelope, because some declarations deserve more than a group-chat notification.

All the Juicy Details

  • Card size: 4.25β€³ Γ— 5.5β€³. Big enough to make your priorities clear.
  • Printed on high-quality card stock: A proper card for a very important alliance.
  • Blank inside: Room for your own love letter, shared memories, or carefully documented grievances.
  • Includes a matching envelope: Deliver the declaration with a little ceremony.
  • Protected in a cello sleeve: Keep it looking good until your bestie gets her hands on it.

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Besties Before Testes Card

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