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Bitch Ass Candles Birthday Card

Bitch Ass Candles Birthday Card

$5.25 USD
$5.25 USD
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For the birthday person whose candle situation has officially become a fire hazard.

A Proper Introduction

Nothing says you're getting older quite like a cute kitten reminding you that your candle count is becoming a logistical challenge. Bold, cheeky, and completely on point for the birthday that deserves a little attitude.

     

    All the Juicy Details

    • 4.25" x 5.5"
    • Blank inside for your own message
    • Thick, velvety card stock with eye-popping color
    • Comes with matching envelope in cellophane sleeve
    • Made in the USA
    • Designed by Paper Sluts

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

    Quick Out the Door

    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

    Good Service. Bad Influence.

    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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    Bitch Ass Candles Birthday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

    Bitch Ass Candles Birthday Card

    $5.25