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Not Today, Murder Game

Not Today, Murder Game

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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A murder mystery game for people who have opinions about murder mysteries

A Proper Introduction

Not Today, Murder is the card game where everyone's a suspect, everyone's got motive, and no one's going down without a fight. Deal the cards, pick your role, and spend the next hour side-eyeing everyone at the table. It's tense, it's funny, and it absolutely will cause someone to dramatically accuse the wrong person with complete confidence.

    Spoiler: the murderer is always the one who seems the most innocent. You know who you are.

    All the Juicy Details

    • Fast-playing murder mystery card game for groups
    • Easy to learn β€” up and running in minutes
    • Perfect for game night, dinner parties, or any gathering where you want to gently destroy your friendships
    • A brilliant gift for true crime fans, mystery lovers, and anyone who thinks they'd make a great detective

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

    Quick Out the Door

    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

    Good Service. Bad Influence.

    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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    Not Today, Murder Game

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