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Frying Bacon With No Clothes On Card

Frying Bacon With No Clothes On Card

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...everything hurts, it smells weird, and you're not sure why you agreed to this.

Birthdays after a certain age deserve a card that tells the truth — unvarnished, slightly sizzling, and delivered with love. Because nothing says "I see you" quite like a greeting card that captures the exact feeling of your knees in the morning.

Blank inside, so you can add your own words of wisdom, sympathy, or encouragement. (Or just "same.")

Card Details:

  • 4¼" x 5½" folded card printed on premium quality card stock
  • Blank inside for your personal message
  • Comes with a matching envelope, wrapped in a protective sleeve
  • Perfect for milestone birthdays, anyone who's "aging like fine wine" (debatable), or just the friend who needs a laugh
  • By Raven's Rest Studio
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Impish Greetings birthday card featuring a vintage photo of an elderly woman holding a cake with a humorous quote.

Frying Bacon With No Clothes On Card

$4.50