• Impish Greetings kraft paper wine gift bag with black text reading Cause We're Too Old For Shots
  • Impish Greetings kraft paper wine gift bag with black text reading Cause We're Too Old For Shots
  • Impish Greetings kraft paper wine gift bag with Cause We're Too Old For Shots text next to a bottle of red wine
  • Impish Greetings kraft paper wine gift bag with black text reading Cause We're Too Old For Shots and green tissue
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Too Old for Shots Wine Gift Bag

Too Old for Shots Wine Gift Bag

$5.50 USD
$5.50 USD
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Remember when shots were a good idea? Me neither

A Proper Introduction

We’ve graduated. Wine doesn’t require a chaser, it pairs with cheese, and the recovery time is significantly more manageable. This cheeky wine gift bag celebrates that very mature, very correct life choice β€” and gently reminds the recipient that their AARP card is en route. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who’s earned the right to sip slowly.

All the Juicy Details

  • Fits a standard 750ml wine or champagne bottle
  • 14” x 3.5” x 4.7”
  • Durable, recyclable kraft paper with reinforced handle
  • Designed by Milktoast Brands

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Impish Greetings kraft paper wine gift bag with black text reading Cause We're Too Old For Shots

Too Old for Shots Wine Gift Bag

$5.50