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Clever Little Shit Congrats Card

Clever Little Shit Congrats Card

Regular price $5.25 USD
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This card is for the grad, the promoted, the newly certified, or anyone who’s just achieved something they probably shouldn’t have been able to pull off.

A Proper Introduction

Well, look at you. Against all odds, questionable decision-making, and what appeared to be a complete lack of preparation — you’ve somehow pulled it off. Honestly? Impressive. Annoyingly so.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — feel free to explain the various ways life is about to smack them in the face.

  • 5” x 7”
  • Smooth matte finish cardstock
  • Comes with a kraft brown envelope
  • Blank inside
  • Designed by Sleazy Greetings

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

Clever Little Shit Congratulations Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Clever Little Shit Congrats Card

$5.25