Clever Little Shit Congratulations Card — Well, look at you. Against all odds, questionable decision-making, and what appeared to be a complete lack of preparation — you’ve somehow pulled it off. Honestly? Impressive. Annoyingly so.
This card is for the grad, the promoted, the newly certified, or anyone who’s just achieved something they probably shouldn’t have been able to pull off.
Blank inside — feel free to explain the various ways life is about to smack them in the face.
