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Mediocre White Man Confidence Card

Mediocre White Man Confidence Card

$6.25 USD
$6.25 USD
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This is the energy. Channel it.

A Proper Introduction

May you have the commitment to reach your destination without asking for directions. May you have the courage to never admit you were wrong. May you have the audacity to take up space, speak first, and believe wholeheartedly in your own genius. May you have the confidence of a mediocre white man.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4⅛” x 5¾”
  • Blank inside
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Wrapped in a cellophane sleeve
  • Made in the USA by Bad Betty Greeting Company

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Greeting Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Mediocre White Man Confidence Card

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