• Impish Greetings baby congratulations card with yellow background and white text reading Congrats on Your Tiny Loud Roommate
  • Impish Greetings baby congratulations card with yellow background and white text reading Congrats on Your Tiny Loud Roommate
  • Impish Greetings baby shower card with yellow background and white text reading Congrats on Your Tiny Loud Roommate
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Tiny, Loud Roommate Baby Card

Tiny, Loud Roommate Baby Card

$5.75 USD
$5.75 USD
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Pays no rent. Eats your food. Screams at management

A Proper Introduction

Go ahead and take down that β€œSeeking Roommate” ad. A tiny human has officially put their name on your lease β€” and they did not negotiate terms. Fair warning: they’re loud, they’re rude, and they have absolutely zero respect for personal space, sleep schedules, or boundaries of any kind. Congratulations. You’re going to love them enormously.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside β€” plenty of room for babysitter numbers and therapist referrals.

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Printed on recycled heavyweight cardstock
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Printed in the USA by Little Lovelies Studio

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Impish Greetings baby congratulations card with yellow background and white text reading Congrats on Your Tiny Loud Roommate

Tiny, Loud Roommate Baby Card

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