Go ahead and take down that “Seeking Roommate” ad. A tiny human has officially put their name on your lease — and they did not negotiate terms. Fair warning: they’re loud, they’re rude, and they have absolutely zero respect for personal space, sleep schedules, or boundaries of any kind. Congratulations. You’re going to love them enormously.
Blank inside — plenty of room for babysitter numbers and therapist referrals.
