• Coochie Coo Baby Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop, retry
  • Coochie Coo Baby Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
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Coochie Coo Baby Card

Coochie Coo Baby Card

$5.25 USD
$5.25 USD
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Baby talk. Grown-up language

A Proper Introduction

For the parent whoโ€™s heard every nursery rhyme, every milestone chart, and approximately 47,000 unsolicited parenting tips. This Coochie Coo Baby Card captures the exact moment when sleep deprivation collides with a complete loss of social filters. Because sometimes โ€œgoo goo ga gaโ€ just doesnโ€™t cover it.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside โ€” plenty of room for every bad piece of parenting advice your mother told you.

  • 5โ€ x 7โ€
  • Printed on heavyweight bright white matte cardstock
  • Comes with a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a no-flap clear sleeve
  • Designed by In a Nutshell Studio

Whenโ€™s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3โ€“6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20โ€“$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shippingโ€™s on us.

Youโ€™ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Coochie Coo Baby Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop, retry

Coochie Coo Baby Card

$5.25