• Impish Greetings Dead Inside sticker featuring a white skull on a black and orange background with glossy finish.
  • Impish Greetings Dead Inside sticker featuring a skull illustration on a black and orange background with a ruler
  • Impish Greetings Dead Inside sticker featuring a white skull on a black and orange background with a wooden ruler
  • Impish Greetings Dead Inside sticker featuring a white skull on a black and orange background with a glossy finish.
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Dead Inside Sticker

Dead Inside Sticker

$3.75 USD
$3.75 USD
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Emotionally unavailable. Aesthetically on point

A Proper Introduction

Alas, poor Yorick. We knew him well. And honestly? Same. Whether it’s the Monday morning commute, the group chat, or just life in general — sometimes “dead inside” is the most accurate thing you can say. Shakespeare understood. This sticker gets it too.

All the Juicy Details

  • 2.6” x 2.9”
  • PVC free, eco-friendly vinyl
  • Glossy, scratch resistant + waterproof laminate
  • UV protected — 2-4 year minimum outdoor life
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Designed by Modern Printed Matter

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Impish Greetings Dead Inside sticker featuring a white skull on a black and orange background with glossy finish.

Dead Inside Sticker

$3.75