• Do You Have Any Fucks?... Everyday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • Do You Have Any Fucks?... Everyday Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • Greeting card featuring a vintage photo of three women playing cards with humorous text bubbles.
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Any Fucks? Everyday Card

Any Fucks? Everyday Card

$4.75 USD
$4.75 USD
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For the friend who is officially, measurably out of fucks.

A Proper Introduction

Checking in. Running low. Completely depleted. This Do You Have Any Fucks card is for that moment when you need to communicate your current fuck inventory to someone who will truly understand — and probably relate. Brutal honesty, wrapped in impeccable taste.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — fill it with whatever you have left.

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Glossy outside, matte inside
  • Printed on high quality cardstock
  • Comes with a matching envelope
  • Wrapped in a protective sleeve
  • Designed by Raven’s Rest Studio

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Do You Have Any Fucks?... Everyday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Any Fucks? Everyday Card

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