• Impish Greetings kraft paper gift bag with black text reading Don't get your hopes up and brown ribbon handles.
  • Impish Greetings kraft paper gift bag with the text Don't get your hopes up printed in black on the front.
  • Impish Greetings kraft paper gift bag with blue tissue paper and the text Don't get your hopes up held by a hand
  • Impish Greetings kraft paper gift bag with black text reading Don't get your hopes up and ribbon handles
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Don't Get Your Hopes Up Gift Bag

Don't Get Your Hopes Up Gift Bag

$5.50 USD
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The bag is cute. Just... temper your enthusiasm about what’s inside

A Proper Introduction

Sometimes the wrapping really is the best part — and this bag is honest enough to say so upfront. A perfectly snarky preemptive disclaimer for any gift that’s more thoughtful than impressive, more useful than exciting, or just... fine. They’ll appreciate the honesty. Probably.

All the Juicy Details

  • 11” x 4” x 8” — fits small to medium gifts
  • Durable, recyclable kraft paper with ribbon handle
  • Designed by Milktoast Brands

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Impish Greetings kraft paper gift bag with black text reading Don't get your hopes up and brown ribbon handles.

Don't Get Your Hopes Up Gift Bag

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