• Dumpster Fire card pack with a slightly darker gray background
  • Dumpster Fire Christmas Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • A vintage-style holiday greeting card from Impish Greetings, wrapped in a white paper band with the brand logo. The card features a red border, festive red and green text reading 'Can we please celebrate the HOLIDAYS like the world isn't a raging dumpster fire!', and a retro illustration of people in heels at the bottom.
  • Six vintage-style greeting cards with a red and white holiday design featuring retro illustrations of women, arranged in a fan shape on a gray textured surface.
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Dumpster Fire Card Pack (Pack of 6)

Dumpster Fire Card Pack (Pack of 6)

$28.75 USD
$34.50 USD $28.75 USD
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Six cards. Season’s greetings from the scene of the disaster.

A Proper Introduction

Some years don't deserve a polite card. They deserve an actual dumpster, fully engulfed in flames, mailed straight to someone's front door.

Whether it's a birthday after a year that tried to kill them, a goodbye to a job that ground their soul to dust, or just an honest "hey, this has been rough," the Dumpster Fire card says what everyone's actually thinking without you having to write it yourself. Chaotic, cathartic, and weirdly comforting β€” basically greeting card group therapy.

A $34.50 value yours for $28.75

    Buy 3 cards,get 1 card free does not apply for card sets

    All the Juicy Details

    • Each pack comes with 6 of the Dumpster Fire Christmas Cards
    • Each individual card price is $5.75
    • Card size 4ΒΌ" x 5Β½"
    • Printed on premium paper
    • Blank inside β€” add your own coping mechanism
    • Comes with coordinating envelopes
    • Designed by Offensive Delightful
    • Comes protected in a cello sleeve

    A $34.50 value yours for $28.75

    Buy 3 cards,get 1 card free does not apply for card sets

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    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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