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Dumpster Fire Christmas Card

Dumpster Fire Christmas Card

$5.75 USD
$5.75 USD
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Dumpster fire? What dumpster fire? Pass the eggnog.

A Proper Introduction

Nothing says, "everything is going to hell" like the holidays! Whether its creepy uncles, an ever expensing waistline and a tanked bank account, Christmas wreaks havoc on the best of us! Which is why you need the Dumpster Fire Christmas Card to keep everything in perspective. Perfect for friends, co workers or anyone who is just over it! 

All the Juicy Details

  • 4¼" x 5½"
  • Printed on premium paper
  • Blank inside — add your own coping mechanism
  • Comes with a red envelope
  • Designed by Offensive Delightful

 

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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Dumpster Fire Christmas Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Dumpster Fire Christmas Card

$5.75