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Eat the Fucking Cake B-day Card

Eat the Fucking Cake B-day Card

$6.00 USD
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It's your birthday. Eat the cake. All of it.

A Proper Introduction

A burst of vintage pinup housewife style — sweet, salty, and guaranteed to make them smile. This Eat the Cake Card is for anyone who needs to let loose on their birthday.

For the birthday person who has been told to watch what they eat one too many times.

All the Juicy Details

  • Card Size 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Euro flap ebony envelope with coordinating liner
  • Wrapped in plastic sleeve for protection
  • Made in the USA

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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