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Favorite Person in History Greeting Card

Favorite Person in History Greeting Card

$4.00 USD
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Billions of humans. Thousands of years. Still you

A Proper Introduction

Sometimes there just aren’t enough ways to say “I’d post your bail for you.” This card is for the person who tops every list, ever — your bestie, your partner, your husband, your podiatrist. Whoever it is, they deserve to know they’re your absolute favorite human in the entirety of recorded history, with just a hint of healthy stalker vibes.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — try not to make it weird. Or do.

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Blank inside
  • Comes with a white envelope
  • Packaged in a resealable cellophane bag
  • Designed by Crooked Halo

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Favorite Person in History Greeting Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Favorite Person in History Greeting Card

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