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Fine as Fuck Card

Fine as Fuck Card

$5.75 USD
$5.75 USD
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For the birthday, the just-because, or any moment someone needs to be reminded of their permanent status.

A Proper Introduction

Birthdays are temporary. Being fine as fuck is permanent.

This Fine as Fuck Card is the reminder someone needs β€” ageless, killing it, and not slowing down anytime soon. Blank inside so you can back it up with receipts.

    All the Juicy Details

    • 4.25" x 5.5"
    • Blank inside for your own message
    • 100 lb felt weave paper
    • Kraft paper envelope in clear cello bag
    • Designed in the USA by Dash of Sass Studio

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

    Quick Out the Door

    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

    Good Service. Bad Influence.

    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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    Fine as Fuck Card

    $5.75