• Friends Are Like Fat Thighs... Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
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  • Friendship card with vintage illustration of two women and text about friends sticking together
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Friends Are Like Fat Thighs...Card

Friends Are Like Fat Thighs...Card

$5.25 USD
$5.25 USD
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Best friends stick together. Thigh gaps are overrated

A Proper Introduction

Who needs a thigh gap when you’ve got a best friend? This Friends Thighs Greeting Card is for the ride-or-die who shows up, sticks around, and makes every day better just by being in it. The most accurate friendship metaphor ever committed to cardstock.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — list all the ways they’re better than cheesecake.

Friends Thighs Greeting Card - 

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Printed on linen texture white cardstock
  • Comes with a coordinating envelope
  • Designed by Beckamade

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Friends Are Like Fat Thighs... Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Friends Are Like Fat Thighs...Card

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