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Frying Bacon Naked Cards (Pack of 6)

Frying Bacon Naked Cards (Pack of 6)

$22.50 USD
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Six cards. One sizzling roast. Aging gracefully was never the plan

A Proper Introduction

Growing older comes with wisdom. Allegedly.

For the friends whose questionable decisions deserve their own birthday tradition, this Frying Bacon Naked six-pack keeps the roast ready. A little sizzling sarcasm, a little affection, and absolutely no intention of pretending anyone’s getting younger.

You’ll get six cards featuring the same Frying Bacon Naked design, each with a coordinating envelope. Keep a stash handy, because somebody you love is about to become somebody you love who’s older.

All the Juicy Details

  • Set of 6 Frying Bacon Naked greeting cards
  • Six of the same design, ready for your favorite repeat offenders
  • Includes a coordinating envelope for each card
  • A funny birthday-card stash for friends who appreciate an affectionate roast
  • Buy 3 cards, get 1 free promotion does not apply to card packs or bundles
  • A $27.00 value, yours for $22.50
  • By Raven's Rest Studio

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Six Frying Bacon Naked cards in a diagonal waterfall on muted light grey

Frying Bacon Naked Cards (Pack of 6)

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