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Fuck It All Pen Set

Fuck It All Pen Set

$12.00 USD
$12.00 USD
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For when your pen has fewer filters than your work email.

A Proper Introduction

For the days when your to-do list is long and your patience has left the building. The Fuck It All Pen Set gives you five ways to say what that meeting really could have been: an email.

Keep one at your desk, lend one to your equally over-it coworker, or gift the whole set to the friend whose last remaining professional skill is not saying the quiet part out loud. Now their pen can handle that.

Five pens. Zero polite alternatives. A little desk-side solidarity for anyone writing things down while mentally checking out.

All the Juicy Details

  • Set of five pens
  • Phrases: FUCK THAT!, FUCK ME!, FUCK YOU!, FUCK THIS!, and FUCK IT!
  • Packaged on an illustrated card
  • By Fun Club

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Pen set on a muted light grey background

Fuck It All Pen Set

$12.00