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Fuck Marry Kill Wedding Card

Fuck Marry Kill Wedding Card

$5.25 USD
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A snarky, vintage take on one of the greatest party games ever played.

A Proper Introduction

Everyone’s played it. The F and K options? Usually obvious. The Marry part? That’s where it gets complicated. Until it isn’t. Until you meet the one person where the answer is so easy it’s almost embarrassing. This card is for that couple — the ones who made the hardest option look effortless.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — write something that would make their mothers uncomfortable.

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Thick, velvety cardstock with eye-popping color
  • Comes with its own envelope
  • Packaged in a plastic sleeve
  • Made in the USA by Paper Sluts

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Fuck Marry Kill Wedding Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Fuck Marry Kill Wedding Card

$5.25