• Functioning Adult On Paper gift set with notebook, five-pen set, friendship card, black boutique bag and patterned tissue on muted light grey
  • Besties Before Testes card and lavender envelope on a lighter muted-grey background
  • Square alternate notebook with ribbon
  • Close-up of white and yellow Fresh Out of Fucks pens on muted light grey background
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Functioning Adult (On Paper) Friend Gift Set

Functioning Adult (On Paper) Friend Gift Set

$38.25 USD
$38.25 USD
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For the friend whose shit is together. In several unfinished lists

A Proper Introduction

Looking organized is half the battle. We’re calling that a win.

The Functioning Adult (On Paper) Friend Gift Set is for the bestie answering emails, making lists, and quietly wondering when a responsible adult is going to arrive.

The Panic at the Desk-o hardcover notebook gives the chaos somewhere to go. Five Fresh Out of Fucks pens provide the appropriate commentary. And the Besties Before Testes Card reminds her that whatever else falls apart, her priorities are impeccable.

It’s a useful little survival kit for meeting notes, ambitious plans, and things that absolutely should not go in the work group chat. You can’t fix her inbox. You can supply better stationery.

All the Juicy Details

  • Includes one Panic at the Desk-o hardcover notebook with vintage-style raccoon artwork and a lavender-and-yellow cover.
  • A home for meeting notes, questionable ideas, and the to-do list that keeps reproducing.
  • Includes one Fresh Out of Fucks Pen Set containing five pens with white and yellow barrels, gold-tone accents, and five sweary phrases.
  • Includes one Besties Before Testes Card featuring retro-style artwork and firmly established friendship priorities.
  • Card is blank inside for your heartfelt message or highly specific shared grievances.
  • Includes one plain matte black boutique gift bag with black satin ribbon handles.
  • Includes ivory tissue paper with black ornamental medallions and subtle pale-grey accents.
  • Includes a coordinating envelope.
  • A funny friendship gift for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, a new job, or a week that needs to calm the hell down.
  • Buy 3 cards, get 1 card free promo does not apply to gift sets

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

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Functioning Adult On Paper gift set with notebook, five-pen set, friendship card, black boutique bag and patterned tissue on muted light grey

Functioning Adult (On Paper) Friend Gift Set

$38.25