Goddamn Gift to the World Card
Goddamn Gift to the World Card
Perfect for birthdays, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Pride, or any Tuesday they need to hear it.
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A Proper Introduction
A Proper Introduction
Some people just make everything better by existing. This Gift to the World is for that person — the one who shows up, lights up the room, and makes you genuinely grateful they’re in the world. Bold statement. Completely deserved.
All the Juicy Details
All the Juicy Details
When’s It Getting Here?
When’s It Getting Here?
Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.
Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.
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Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.
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Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.
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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+
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Goddamn Gift to the World Card