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He Was Kind Of A Dick Anyway Card

He Was Kind Of A Dick Anyway Card

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The card that says what a good friend can finally say out loud.

A Proper Introduction

Say what everyone's been thinking since the beginning.

Your friend just went through a breakup. You've been supportive. You've listened. You've said all the right things. But now it's time to say the thing everyone actually thinks: he was kind of a dick anyway. This card does the honors โ€” with love and zero regret.

    All the Juicy Details

    • 4-1/4" x 5-1/2"
    • Printed on high quality card stock
    • Blank inside for your own message
    • Comes with a matching envelope
    • Protected in a cello sleeve
    • Designed by As Told by Ellie

    Whenโ€™s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3โ€“6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20โ€“$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shippingโ€™s on us.

    Youโ€™ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

    Quick Out the Door

    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

    Good Service. Bad Influence.

    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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    He Was Kind Of A Dick Anyway Card

    $5.75