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The More You Weigh Birthday Card

The More You Weigh Birthday Card

$6.25 USD
$6.25 USD
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A public service announcement: eating extra cake could save your life.

A Proper Introduction

Perfect for the friend who takes birthdays seriously and cake even more seriously.

Okay, that might not be exactly true. But it will make you a happier person all around β€” and that counts for something. Send this Vintage Birthday Card to anyone who deserves a birthday with absolutely zero guilt.

All the Juicy Details

  • 5" x 7"
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Packaged in a cello sleeve
  • Comes with a coordinating envelope
  • Made in the USA
  • Designed by Katie Doodle

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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The More You Weigh Vintage Birthday Card photo 3 on the lighter grey backdrop

The More You Weigh Birthday Card

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