For the host who planned this party and is already ready to leave.
The social contract in napkin form. Set these out, smile warmly, and let your guests handle the rest while you quietly count down to a socially acceptable exit time. Perfect for any gathering where attendance is mandatory but enthusiasm is optional.
Stick a few tiramisus in your purse. You’ve earned it.
3-ply tissue — soft, strong, and appropriately passive-aggressive
