• Impish Greetings cocktail napkin in cream 3-ply paper with the text Please pretend you're having fun printed in black
  • Impish Greetings white 3-ply cocktail napkin with the text Please pretend you're having fun printed in black
  • Impish Greetings white 3-ply cocktail napkin with the text Please pretend you're having fun printed in black.
  • Impish Greetings white 3-ply cocktail napkin with the text Please pretend you're having fun printed in black
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Pretend You're Having Fun Napkins

Pretend You're Having Fun Napkins

$8.00 USD
$8.00 USD
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For the host who planned this party and is already ready to leave

A Proper Introduction

The social contract in napkin form. Set these out, smile warmly, and let your guests handle the rest while you quietly count down to a socially acceptable exit time. Perfect for any gathering where attendance is mandatory but enthusiasm is optional.

Stick a few tiramisus in your purse. You’ve earned it.

All the Juicy Details

  • 3-ply tissue β€” soft, strong, and appropriately passive-aggressive
  • 5” x 5” folded (10” x 10” unfolded)
  • Designed by Twisted Wares

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Impish Greetings cocktail napkin in cream 3-ply paper with the text Please pretend you're having fun printed in black

Pretend You're Having Fun Napkins

$8.00