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Sorry You Feel Like Garbage Card

Sorry You Feel Like Garbage Card

$5.75 USD
$5.75 USD
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No pep talk. No silver lining. Just here for you

A Proper Introduction

Sometimes life is a dumpster fire, and no motivational quote is going to fix that. This card skips the inspirational nonsense and just tells it like it is: you feel like garbage, and we’re sorry about that. Sometimes that’s exactly what someone needs to hear.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — no toxic positivity required.

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Printed on white matte cardstock
  • Comes with a kraft envelope with sticker adhesive flap
  • Blank inside
  • Designed by North Star Charm

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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I'm Sorry You Feel Like Garbage Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Sorry You Feel Like Garbage Card

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