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Username, Close Enough Card

Username, Close Enough Card

Regular price $4.50 USD
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Because apparently β€œclose enough” isn’t a valid password

A Proper Introduction

Just once, you’d like a login screen to appreciate the effort. Instead, it wants a capital letter, a symbol, a verification code, and possibly your firstborn. This funny greeting card pairs a charming vintage photograph with the painfully relatable line, β€œJust once, I want a username and password to say β€˜close enough.’”

Send it to the friend, coworker, or birthday person who’s one failed login away from throwing their laptop into the sea. The inside is blank, so you can add your own message, no security question required.

All the Juicy Details

The fine print (no password required):

  • One folded card, 4ΒΌ Γ— 5Β½ inches
  • Blank inside for your own brilliant message
  • Printed on high-quality card stock
  • Includes a matching envelope and protective sleeve
  • By Raven's Rest Studio

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

Vintage-style card with a black and white photo of a woman and humorous text on a textured surface.

Username, Close Enough Card

$4.50