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I Miss Your Stupid Face Card

I Miss Your Stupid Face Card

Regular price $6.25 USD
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Not just your face in general. All of it. The oversized pores. The weak chin. The extraordinarily long nose hair. Every ridiculous, specific, irreplaceable detail. This Miss Your Face Card is what missing someone really looks like — deeply personal, slightly roast-y, and completely sincere.

The most affectionate insult you can send.

Blank inside — list all the parts you miss.

Miss Your Face Card - 

  • 4⅛” x 5¾”
  • Blank inside
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Protected in a cellophane sleeve
  • Made in the USA by Bad Betty Greeting Company
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I Miss Your Stupid Face card with vintage art nouveau floral border on a grey textured background.

I Miss Your Stupid Face Card

$6.25