• I Miss Your Stupid Face Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • I Miss Your Stupid Face Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • Impish Greetings I Miss Your Stupid Face greeting card with vintage floral border and matching kraft paper envelope.
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I Miss Your Stupid Face Card

I Miss Your Stupid Face Card

$6.25 USD
$6.25 USD
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The most affectionate insult you can send.

A Proper Introduction

Not just your face in general. All of it. The oversized pores. The weak chin. The extraordinarily long nose hair. Every ridiculous, specific, irreplaceable detail. This Miss Your Face Card is what missing someone really looks like — deeply personal, slightly roast-y, and completely sincere.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4⅛” x 5¾”
  • Blank inside
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Protected in a cellophane sleeve
  • Made in the USA by Bad Betty Greeting Company

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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I Miss Your Stupid Face Card photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop

I Miss Your Stupid Face Card

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