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I'd Smell you First Birthday Card

I'd Smell you First Birthday Card

$6.00 USD
$6.00 USD
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Aging like fine dairy.

A Proper Introduction

A perfectly snarky birthday card for the friend or family member who is, let's say, of questionable freshness. Rude, ridiculous, and best delivered before the expiration date.

For the friend you'd absolutely smell first β€” and love anyway.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • White matte card stock
  • Kraft envelope with cello sleeve
  • Designed by North Star Charm

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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