• Impish Greetings Genuine Coffee Slut 12 oz porcelain mug in vintage-style packaging with retro graphic design.
  • Impish Greetings 12 oz porcelain mug with a vintage-style red and teal Genuine Coffee Slut graphic design
  • Impish Greetings 12 oz porcelain mug with vintage-style Genuine Coffee Slut text on a kitchen counter
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Genuine Coffee Slut Mug

Genuine Coffee Slut Mug

$13.50 USD
$13.50 USD
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A funny gift for caffeine addicts, office survivors, and anyone whose personality loads after the first sip

A Proper Introduction

For people who don’t have a coffee habit so much as a legally binding relationship.

The Genuine Coffee Slut Mug makes the morning transaction official. This is the mug that says, I like my coffee the way I like my humor, "dark and bold." At 12 ounces, it’s the perfect vessel for first coffee, second coffee, and the one you pretend is β€œjust a little afternoon pick-me-up.”

All the Juicy Details

  • 12 oz porcelain mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • Fade-resistant wraparound design
  • Comes packaged in its own box
  • Designed by Lucky Jack

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Impish Greetings Genuine Coffee Slut 12 oz porcelain mug in vintage-style packaging with retro graphic design.

Genuine Coffee Slut Mug

$13.50