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Googled Your Symptoms Card

Googled Your Symptoms Card

$5.25 USD
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Dr. Google should have his medical license revoked

A Proper Introduction

We all know someone who has self-diagnosed a rare tropical disease based on a headache. This card is for them — the one who sends WebMD links at 2 AM and has definitely convinced themselves it’s not just a pimple. A little medical hysteria never hurt anyone. (Probably. Don’t Google it.)

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — avoid prescribing anything.

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Printed on high-quality thick cardstock
  • Comes with a white paper envelope
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
  • Designed by Ink & Attitude Stationery Company

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

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Googled Your Symptoms Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Googled Your Symptoms Card

$5.25