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Twenty From a Distance Birthday Card

Twenty From a Distance Birthday Card

$5.75 USD
$5.75 USD
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Perfect for milestone birthdays, the friend who lies about their age, or anyone who deserves a compliment with fine print.

A Proper Introduction

You still look twenty. (Squinting, from across the parking lot, at midnight. But still.) The most generous compliment you can give someone on their birthday. Send this to the friend who's aging gracefully — or at least from a comfortable distance.

    All the Juicy Details

    • A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
    • Blank inside for your own message
    • Matte finish on 100 lb recycled card stock
    • Comes with a kraft envelope
    • Designed by Noteworthy Co.

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

    Quick Out the Door

    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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    You Still Look Twenty From A Distance Birthday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

    Twenty From a Distance Birthday Card

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