• Card flat lay on muted light grey background
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Handmade Gifts Greeting Card

Handmade Gifts Greeting Card

$4.25 USD
$4.25 USD
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Handmade gifts are thoughtful. Mine just happen to need supervision

A Proper Introduction

Nothing says “I care” quite like a handmade gift. And nothing says “I really care” like offering to hand off a child or two. For the friend who would appreciate both the gesture and the honesty. A perfect card for your bestie, Galentine’s Day, or any time you’re feeling especially generous.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — feel free to attach actual children.

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Blank inside
  • Comes with a white envelope
  • Designed by Crooked Halo

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Card flat lay on muted light grey background

Handmade Gifts Greeting Card

$4.25